"Ducks Fail"

Icy bright pink stunner shades
When will ducks learn?
Ray-Bans
Lasers
Aeropostalin’
It’s a duck-blur

OPEN MIKE EAGLE VERSE

You ever squawk and flap like a duck?
I wouldn’t dream of it
Preferred mode of travelin’
Is Open Mike Eaglein’
And the quack epidemic
Might be running the scene
But shit, I can’t wear they uniform
I don’t think the sneakers fit
Even if they loosen the pre-requisite jeans
I can’t be duck, duck goosin’
Cause it’s circular reasoning
Some Launchpad McQuackity rappers
Landed last evening at the Bar Exam
We roasted them with secret ingredients
They tried to get us waddling
To rock with it
Lean with it
I swear I got as low as my two arthritic knees can get
They so sophisticated
Cause they listen to Queen
When they be up in Nappa Valley
Tastin’ different Rieslings
Cheatin’ us
They walk around like musical geniuses
I tried to put ‘em on it but they so unappreciative
Cheesy as the ballads they make
Or maybe it’s sour grapes
So peace to all geese, mallards and Drakes

Ducks Fail
Because they always out there frontin’
Like they upscale
They go to work and eat bologna
From a lunch pail
We told you on the last album
That we hunt quail
They better tuck tails

DUMBFOUNDEAD VERSE

Don’t feed the ducks at electro bars in Echo Park
Wearing eclectic retro scarves
Metros driving electric cars
Ugly ducklings in the pond with vintage dresses on
Muddy chucks and tummy tucks will turn’em into a princess swan
Silver Lake to Cinespace
Get your duck wiggle on
Duckies with scrunchies
I’m plucking feathers with no jimmy on
Dinner at the vegan spot
We can get our veggie on
Let’s get our edgy on
Let’s share an Evian
Perrier
I’m everywhere
Get our bougie beverage on
Guest list?
I’m getting on with kids cutting
Kid Cuddi look-a-like with his chick buddies
Hip druggies think you’re fly?
Then book a flight
They do this every single day and night, day and night
They say it’s not a trend but a way of life, way of life
They might be blinded by the laser-lights, laser-lights
You ducks are stuck with the bill
So pay the price, pay the price

Ducks Fail
Because they always out there frontin’
Like they upscale
They go to work and eat bologna
From a lunch pail
We told you on the last album
That we hunt quail
They better tuck tails

Icy bright pink stunner shades
When will ducks learn?
Ray-Bans
Lasers
Aeropostalin’
It’s a duck-blur
Ciphers like a hurricane
It’s a twister
Fucking up your indie scene
Mister hipster

PSYCHOSIZ VERSE

Lady was crazy as fuck
But maybe my luck’s changing
You can be a Daisy
And still be a duck, baby
My number one dyme
My Junior Wood Chuck Tailors don’t scuff up
Rain, sleet or Snow White snow bunny
No money
I’m broke honey
Don’t pat the pockets ho
Buspass
I’m fistna’ go where the drama goes
Launchpad
Hand me my top hat and monocle
Like fuck pants
I’ll go naked before I sport your little skinny jeans
Ruffle your feathers
Thinking you fly
With your pretty wings
I don’t hear anything in our scene worth sparking
I might as well fly south and listen to Darkwing
Throw that Black Pete on
Bump me some Chickadees
Nigga please
Nigga
Negaduck please
I’m tryna’ see a hundred and one puppies unleashed
And I love my mermaids
Cause they love me
I’m searching for a Belle that smells like Jasmine
To take her to Mulan and back again
Hit her with the Chip-n-Dale
Un-zipper
Rangers to the rescue
Monterray Jackpot
And bang her in the restroom